so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
This is why I’m obsessed with the sky!
when I have the same letter in a row more than 3 times on a multiple choice test I become very anxious that everything I’m doing is wrong
My education in a nutshell
crab riding crab
FOR DEATH AND GLORY
"Arise! Arise, Riders of Craboden! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Claws shall be shaken! Shells shall be splintered ! A pincer day ! A red day ! Ere the sun rises ! Ride now! Ride now ! Ride ! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending ! Death ! Death ! Deeeaaatthhh!"
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me